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Joffa gets his own full-length movie

Posted by: 3AW Breakfast | 4 February, 2010 - 11:24 PM

ABOVE: Watch Collingwood fan 'Joffa' lead his Black and White army.

REPORT: Ross Stevenson reveals a full length feature film about the life and times of notorious Collingwood cheer squad member, Joffa, will be released this year. Who do you think would be the best Australian actor to play the gold jacket-wearing Magpie? Email breakfast@3aw.com.au or leave a comment in the blog below.


RANDOM: Also of interest for 3AW listeners, did you know Joffa has interviewed our own Nick McCallum from the Sunday Morning program? Read the transcript below (from Joffa's website).

JOFFA... Do you eat boiled cabbage?
NICK... You have got to be kidding??!! No way gives me wind.

JOFFA... What five people would you invite to Dinner?
NICK... Osama Bin Laden, George Bush..with three of my mates on deckchairs with a full esky, we'd sit back suck on tinnies and watch the action. Then lock the doors and tell them both to just work it out.

JOFFA... If Princess Diana were alive today what question would you ask her?
NICK... How about a chat about 10am on 3AW on Sunday

JOFFA... What's the first word that comes to mind when i say 'Collingwood'
NICK... D##khead!

JOFFA... Have you ever desired to wear the GAME OVER gold jacket?
NICK... Yes i tried to find you Joffa last Queen's Birthday when the Mighty Demons were leading in the last quarter so I could put it on!.

JOFFA... Was the moon landing a Hollywood production?
NICK... Was a bloody lousy one if it was! The footage was so grainy and audio scratchy.

JOFFA... What inpsires you Nick?
NICK... Demon victories ... so not much so last season, All people's enthusiasm and passion I find it contagious, except in the case of the Collingwood cheer squad.

JOFFA... Your greatest world leader?
NICK... Not a world leader, but Martin Luther King. His compassion and oratory was inspirational. He gave so many people hope. The world would be a much better place if he survived long enough to become an 'elder ' statesman - let's hope Barack Obama can channel him.

JOFFA... Would you risk limb to save a five dollar note from a falling buliding?
NICK... No, Not mine. I'd ask my sons to dive after it and they'd do it!

JOFFA... If your next door neighbour's Great Dane did a number 2 in your backyard would you throw it back over the fence followed by the number 2?
NICK... No! I'd throw our dog over the fence! Little ' billy' the cavoodle is a pooping machine. He would decimate their backyard.

JOFFA... Would the world be a better place if JFK had survived the assasination attempt?
NICK... Yes! He had the potential to be a great President. I also think if he had lived America would not have been so deeply mired in Vietnam

JOFFA... If Benazir Bhutto was alive today what question would you ask her?
NICK... Did you die in vain and will your country ever find prolonged peace?

JOFFA... Is there a lost socks home?
NICK... If there is I'm funding it! Haven't worn matching socks for weeks.

JOFFA... What does Australia mean to you?
NICK... Being able to speak your mind, then having a laugh about it and sharing a beer!

Thanks Nick greatly appreciate your time mate, I'll give ya one mighty wave during the 3rd quarter with the gold jacket at this year's Queens Birthday clash!

Move over Joffa...

The AFL on whether Obama will watch a game in March It didn't take long for the AFL to invite US President Barack Obama to attend an AFL game during his March visit. "You can see him in the Collingwood guernsey," says John Burns. Click on the edited image on the right to read the full story and hear from the key players.

Blog comments Your Say

  • um excuse me mate im not in yr 12 i am 12
    Just take a hike

    cheyanne Tuesday 15 June, 2010 - 11:40 AM
  • Ah Cheyanne... I wouldn't be bragging that I was doing Year 12. Better check your spelling and punctuation!

    Shane W Monday 14 June, 2010 - 6:59 PM
  • Um excuse me im a 12 year old girl who actually sits behind Joffa at the games who is in the cheersquad and none of you no him. You all just think he is a lunatic but he isnt he is awesome

    cheyanne Monday 14 June, 2010 - 1:42 PM
  • A movie about Joffa? will it be hosted by Sir Richard Attenborough?

    Ray Monday 8 February, 2010 - 7:34 AM
  • Nice guy hope it all goes well for him.

    Brian and Julie Friday 5 February, 2010 - 11:28 PM
  • The man is a genius!

    William Friday 5 February, 2010 - 11:59 AM

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