A truck has lost a load of toilet paper.

The incident caused a heavy delay in traffic on the Craigieburn bypass – but it also sparked a string of jokes in the 3AW studio.

Ross and John couldn’t hear the news without having a bit of a chuckle. 

‘It sounds like a tissue of lies,’ Burnso said.

3AW listeners called in with their punniest responses:

• ‘Police say there are skid marks before the scene.’
   
• ‘Is it a roll over or a roll under?’
   
• ‘Wipe off five.’

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#PunsRUs – toilet paper truck loses load, traffic expected to be backed up for a while, might be worth using the Ring Road

? 3AW Breakfast (@RossAndJohn) October 24, 2016

Drivers will be bogged down with bad runs on the road throughout the morning.@RossAndJohn

? Alexis Daish (@LexiDaish) October 24, 2016

@RossAndJohn please don’t blame driver he got a BUM steer

? Michael McRodden (@Mic1956) October 24, 2016