Rumour File: Goal posts appear in MCC members’ toilets

THE RUMOUR FILE

MCC members were encouraged to aim for the sticks in the bathrooms during round 23.

The Rumour File heard tiny plastic goal posts appeared in the urinals of the MCC members toilets.

“The members were encouraged to aim for the sticks and consider low tackles and spillage,” Ross and John were told.

“After the Melbourne win, some ageing members finished with a flick pass and followed through with a few dribble goals.”