Truck loses load of toilet paper – sparking a string of jokes in the 3AW studio

A truck has lost a load of toilet paper.

The incident caused a heavy delay in traffic on the Craigieburn bypass – but it also sparked a string of jokes in the 3AW studio.

Ross and John couldn’t hear the news without having a bit of a chuckle. 

‘It sounds like a tissue of lies,’ Burnso said.

3AW listeners called in with their punniest responses:

  • ‘Police say there are skid marks before the scene.’
  • ‘Is it a roll over or a roll under?’
  • ‘Wipe off five.’

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